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1) Hey can I use you guys's phone for a sec?

Alphabet Map: M = A, H = B, X = C, C = D, P = E, I = F, K = G, E = H, L = I, T = J, V = K, O = L, F = M, R = N, S = O, B = P, G = Q, W = R, Q = S, U = T, N = U, D = V, Y = W, J = X, Z = Y, A = Z

2) I told you! I spent it with my uncle in Alaska hunting wolverines!

Alphabet Map: W = A, C = B, H = C, T = D, I = E, R = F, P = G, L = H, S = I, Y = J, Q = K, F = L, B = M, O = N, Z = O, N = P, J = Q, E = R, M = S, K = T, G = U, X = V, V = W, U = X, D = Y, A = Z

3) I spent like three hours doing shading the upper lip. It's probably the best drawing I've ever done.

Alphabet Map: I = A, Y = B, P = C, N = D, Q = E, T = F, W = G, O = H, U = I, M = J, F = K, X = L, B = M, V = N, R = O, J = P, L = Q, K = R, C = S, S = T, G = U, D = V, E = W, Z = X
H = Y, A = Z

4) Too bad, she said she doesn't want you here when she gets back because you've been ruining everybody's lives and eating all our steak.

Alphabet Map: F = A, W = B, M = C, N = D, T = E, C = F, S = G, X = H, Z = I, L = J, Q = K, D = L, K = M, I = N, G = O, J = P, B = Q, H = R, O = S, A = T, E = U, U = V, P = W, R = X
V = Y, Y = Z

5) You know, there's like a butt-load of gangs at this school. This one gang kept wanting me to join because I'm pretty good with a bo staff.

Alphabet Map: H = A, L = B, V = C, S = D, Z = E, Q = F, U = G, E = H, O = I, P = J, I = K, W = L, Y = M, R = N, T = O, M = P, K = Q, C = R, G = S, D = T, X = U, B = V, N = W, F = X, J = Y, A = Z

6) Well, I have all your equipment in my locker. You should probably come get it cause I can't fit my nunchucks in there anymore.

Alphabet Map: S = A, M = B, U = C, F = D, V = E, B = F, P = G, G = H, Y = I, C = J, J = K, E = L, N = M, W = N, X = O, T = P, R = Q, D = R, H = S, K = T, A = U, I = V, Q = W, O = X, Z = Y, L = Z

7) Do the chickens have large talons?

Alphabet Map: O = A, H = B, E = C, R = D, Q = E, L = F, B = G, I = H, U = I, F = J, Y = K, C = L,  N = M, X = N, A = O, D = P, T = Q, V = R, G = S, M = T, W = U, K = V, J = W, Z = X, P = Y, S = Z

8) Well, you have a sweet bike. And you're really good at hooking up with chicks. Plus you're like the only guy at school who has a mustache.

Alphabet Map: P = A, G = B, J = C, F = D, Y = E, E = F, O = G, I = H, X = I, W = J, M = K, A = L, S = M, T = N, Q = O, L = P, V = Q, K = R, D = S, H = T, B = U, U = V, C = W, Z = X, N = Y, R = Z

9) Just tell them that their wildest dreams will come true if they vote for you.

Alphabet Map: O = A, M = B, D = C, P = D, I = E, X = F, Y = G, E = H, Q = I, V = J, A = K
F = L, T = M, J = N, H = O, W = P, K = Q, L = R, Z = S, G = T, R = U, C = V, N = W, U = X, B = Y, S = Z

10) You know, like nunchuck skills, bow hunting skills, computer hacking skills... Girls only want boyfriends who have great skills.

Alphabet Map: C = A, I = B, D = C, W = D, B = E, R = F, T = G, M = H, L = I, H = J, Q = K, O = L, V = M, Z = N, J = O, A = P, G = Q, P = R, E = S, F = T, K = U, N = V, S = W, Y = X, U = Y, X = Z